I'd rather have a hot dog than caviar.

Give me a platter of choice finnan haddie, freshly cooked in its bath of water and milk, add melted butter, a slice or two…

— Craig Claiborne

“Honestly,’ she said when they were out of Bruce’s earshot, ‘he’s as bad in the kitchen as you are. What do you people do…

— Francine Pascal

It was part of theTexas ritual? We know about champagne and caviar but we talk hog and hominy.

— Edna Ferber

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

— Noel Coward

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

— Dwight D. Eisenhower

“[Her] idea of a fair trade--her lentils for your caviar.”

— Maya Corrigan

I guess, as they say, I never acquired a taste for [caviar].

— Carrie Fisher

Ain't got no caviar, no Dom Perignon.

— Darius Rucker

[on whether he harbored any resentment at his forced retirement from the stage after he was fired by Britain's National Theater] I should be…

— Laurence Olivier

When I go out, I love steak and caviar.

— Cameron Diaz

Children never lie...I remember my daughter standing in her crib the first time I gave her caviar. I put it on bread. She ate…

— Jacques Pepin

I love quinoa. It's great, it cooks like rice and is better than caviar.

— Clotilde Hesme

God didn't bless me with success so I could eat caviar every day.

— Kathie Lee Gifford

Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term.

— Eoin Colfer

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes.

— Michael Kors