I will not go on a blind date.

I went on a blind date yesterday. Her name was :.::

— Anonymous

Now anyone who has ever been on a blind date is well familiar with “The Moment”—that moment where you first walk into the bar…

— Julie James

I want to go on a blind date but with someone who is actually blind, so I don't have to: wear pants, do my…

— Anonymous

People would always try and set me up, which was awkward. You can't set me up on a blind date because she will automatically…

— Declan Donnelly

Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.

— Abigail Van Buren

“I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.”

— Stephanie McAfee

Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by.…

— Rodney Dangerfield

I'm a person who likes to hang out. I would never go on a blind date. That sounds like the most uncomfortable thing on…

— Kirsten Dunst

For the piano and me it is always a blind date! I meet different pianos every single day. I can't take my piano with…

— Hiromi

I was a huge 'Blind Date' fan, though, when I was younger; that was on when I was in high school.

— Iliza Shlesinger

Your mother sets you up blind dates? With guys like that?" The corners of his mouth twitched. "She doesn't like you very much, does…

— Kelley Armstrong

The world looks a totally different place after two wins. I can even enjoy watching Blind Date or laugh at Noel's House Party.

— Gordon Strachan

Once you start cooking, one thing leads to another. A new recipe is as exciting as a blind date. A new ingredient, heaven help…

— Barbara Kingsolver

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

— Geoffrey Parfitt

It's a great historical joke that when the Spanish met the Aztecs, it was a blind date made in serve-you-right heaven. At the time,…

— A. A. Gill