I can juggle and I love hamsters.

I don't believe in happy endings. Children have got to face death sooner or later. Granny and Grandpa die, dogs die, cats die, gerbils…

— Raymond Briggs

If anybody felt worse than I did, it was Amos. I had just enough magic to turn myself into a falcon and him into…

— Rick Riordan

The hamster called. He wants his home back.

— James Patterson

We sometimes feel like hamsters on a wheel, covering the same musical ground we did 20 or more years ago.

— Bent Saether

“hamsters being notorious draggers and rearrangers of stuff they can’t eat but feel compelled to fuck with anyway, somehow—and”

— David Foster Wallace

At school, our classroom had a small rodent zoo consisting of two rabbits, three hamsters, a litter of baby gerbils and a guinea pig.…

— Kelley Armstrong

“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The hamster generates…

— Mark Jackman

Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great…

— Scott Adams

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother…

— Graham Chapman

I love watching him think," Maeve told Lily. "You can almost hear that poor little hamster running and running on its wheel.

— Jim Butcher

You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue!

— Roald Dahl

But I just felt at one point that I was on a hamster wheel, you know? Just doing movie after movie and thinking so…

— Woody Harrelson

I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel…

— Robin Williams

I always find cardio the most monotonous. Running on a treadmill shows me why hamsters are so crazy.

— Luke Evans

While I liked hamsters, too, the Habitrail cage was expensive. Even I could see that the interconnecting boxes, tubes, and spheres could easily bankrupt…

— Augusten Burroughs