Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? A: The one with…

“Knock knock! Who’s there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Yo mama is so ugly… she turned Medusa to stone!”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“What do you call a pig thief? A: A hamburglar!”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Yo mama jokes…   Yo”

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“What is a horse’s favorite sport? A: Stable tennis!   Q:”

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“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food.   Yo”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Knock knock! Who’s there? Four! Four who? Four he is a jolly good fellow!”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Yo mama is so stupid… she thought she couldn’t buy a Gameboy because she is a girl!   Yo”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid!   Yo”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Knock knock! Who’s there? Alf! Alf who? I pay Alf the rent here. Let me in!”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.”

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“Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs, and was still stuck.”

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