I am in my late 40s now, so I wake up fatter than when I…

I don't want to lose weight to live long or be healthy. I just want to be able to make fun of fat people…

— Tom Segura

Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in.

— Kingsley Amis

Thanks to them crackers, my pockets are fatter than excess shit that's weighing on Jasper.

— Tyler The Creator

Isn't it odd how much fatter a book gets when you've read it several times?

— Cornelia Funke

I'm a firm believer that all this packaged stuff that Americans are buying up in gobs is making them fatter.

— Michael Symon

We spend millions on fitness each year, yet we seem to get fatter.

— Mary Pilon

TV makes you look taller and fatter.

— Roy Nelson

I was fat because I lived in the Midwest in the 1970s, and everyone was a little fat then and only getting fatter.

— Jami Attenberg

“The power of God has never left His Word; it is just that we have prevented it from reaching its intended destination. The more…

— E'yen A. Gardner

“I'm getting fatter by the moment." If you can relate to this expression, and the holidays are looming before you, than this book may…

— Heidi White

You know, I was chubby when I was a little girl. And I have all those issues everyone else has. But I try not…

— Gwen Stefani

I've been recognized for much of my life but I learned that when I was fatter I am less recognizable so I got fat…

— Rex Chapman

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

— Helen Rowland

“...it's fat women who are really beautiful. The fatter the better.”

— Antonio Olinto

If I'm feeling a bit fatter I won't talk about it.

— Tess Daly