Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

— Leo Rosten

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

— Billy Mays

It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too, to check up once in a while…

— George Horace Lorimer

Money can't buy happiness, but it will certainly get you a better class of memories.

— Ronald Reagan

Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.

— Joan Rivers

... a bad attitude, that the love of money is the root of all evil and the rich are evil and greedy and all…

— Robert Kiyosaki

Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.

— Charles Dickens

Money cannot buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable. Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness.

— Andre Gide

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

— Groucho Marx

“Though money cannot acquire you happiness, it does not mean that both money and happiness cannot exist together.”

— Stephen Richards

Take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue and reasonable nature.

— Marcus Aurelius

“Love what you do, do it with passion, work hard, and never give up. Money and happiness will come to you.”

— Joseph C. Kunz Jr

After initial needs are met—enough food, shelter, comfort—there is no correlation between money and happiness. That's a difficult thing for people to believe.

— Geneen Roth

“Do what you love. Do it with passion. Work hard. Don’t quit. That’s how money and happiness will find you.”

— Joseph C. Kunz Jr

Money is human happiness in the abstract.

— Arthur Schopenhauer