Someone woke up on the wrong side of the broom this morning.

I woke up on the wrong side of my life.

— Anonymous

“Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the Midol.”

— Denise Jaden

You woke up on the wrong side of the oak tree, didn’t you? (Acheron)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I totally woke up on the wrong side of the conference table this afternoon.

— Nikhil Saluja

I woke at wrong side of facebook, today is going to be such a drag

— Hussein Nishah

“Oooo, My Picky woke up on the wrong side of the bed. (Sunshine)”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I've never held a broom in my life.

— Lola Young

“A burnt broom that has had enough, and refuses to burn further...”

— Gregory Maguire

“They need to practice harder," he said. 'If they're really going to do this, they need to work much harder.' 'They will," I assured…

— Antony John

Shine like the day I set cosmic eyes on you, friend, by the light of the sweet squash in my lovely laser broom.

— Bradley Chicho

There's times when I'm cleaning the kitchen, and while I'm doing that, I'm singing and air guitaring with a broom to 'You Should Be…

— Corey Taylor

“For those who set out to clean the dirt of the world, the best broom is their own clean morals, because you can't clean…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“Listen, Harr,y can I have a go on it? Can I?" "I don't think anyone should ride that broom just yet!" said Hermoine shrilly.…

— J.K. Rowling

Kanan is a big road through the Santa Monica Mountains. Between mid-March and mid-April, when you get over to the western side of the…

— John C. McGinley

Seeking: Man with broom. Want to be swept off my feet.

— Laura S