Liverpool will be without Kvarme tonight - he's illegible.

When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.

— Anonymous

“The true vanguardist is unnaceptable, infamous and illegible.”

— César Aira

Both of the Villa scorers were born in Liverpool, as was the Villa manager, who was born in Birkenhead.

— David Coleman

Liverpool are currently halfway through an unbeaten twelve-match run

— Alan Parry

Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything have thrown at him...Wimbledon 1, Manchester United 1.

— Mike Ingham

I find it so easy to read qualified commentators who are 180 degrees opposed to each other.

— Neil Oliver

A full-blooded encounter for a number of reasons, many of them illegitimate.

— Jon Champion

I'm not a journalist. I'm a pundit. I'm a commentator, I'm somebody with an opinion.

— Karl Rove

Welcome to Bologna on Capital Gold for England versus San Marino with Tennent's Pilsner, brewed with Czechoslovakian yeast for that extra Pilsner taste and…

— Jonathan Pearce

[Wave of bestselling conservative commentators] it's kind of like reading The Power Of Positive Thinking, or any other advice or how-to book. All they…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Change from below, the formulation of demands from the populace to end unacceptable injustice, supported by direct action, has played a far larger part…

— Tony Benn

...a tale of too many cooks in the defence.

— Ian Brown

For me, I try to look at a person's swagger and a little background on them if I already haven't liked them as a…

— Michael Bivins

Real writers-that is, capital W Writers-rarely make much money. Their biggest reward is the occasional reader's response… Commentators-in-print voicing big fat opinions-you might call…

— Malcolm Forbes

The Dutch look like a huge jar of marmalade.

— Barry Davies