George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin.

“Good wood often warps if no craftsman uses it.”

— Jerry Toner

If you are going to follow Jesus, you better look good on wood.

— Daniel Berrigan

I'm no George Brett, and I probably never will be.

— Johnny Damon

And George Brett. I think most people know that George and I have become pretty good friends over the years.

— Robin Yount

Yes, I was in that game where George Brett hit that home run. Billy saw there was too much pine tar on the bat…

— Bert Campaneris

George Brett could roll out of bed on Christmas morning and hit a line drive.

— John Schuerholz

Nancy [Kassebaum] and I worked on a women's health agenda when I first came. Women were not included in the protocols at NIH, the…

— Barbara Mikulski

I’ve tried that. I’ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me…

— Truman Capote

We are close to dead. There are faces and bodies like gorged maggots on the dance floor, on the highway, in the city, in…

— Norman Mailer

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two aspirin and…

— George Sand

I'm sick and tired of black and white people of good intent giving aspirin to a society that is dying of a cancerous disease.

— Ralph Abernathy

“We are living in a cultural dark age of musical pollution. You put the radio on, and five minutes later you need an aspirin.”

— Vangelis

Professionalism in medicine has given us medial miracles for the affluent but hospitals that will charge $35 for aspirin.

— Bill James

We have had two chickens in every pot, two cars in every garage, and now we have two headaches for every aspirin.

— Fiorello H. La Guardia

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

— John Barrymore