Conspiracy!! And now employing juvenile mongoloid demon…

I was sixty-six years old. I still had to make a living. I looked at my social security check of 105 dollars and decided…

— Colonel Sanders

Mr L Prosser was, as they say, only human. In other words he was a carbon-based life form descended from an ape. More specifically…

— Douglas Adams

Dinner is usually rice, vegetables and chicken, or I'll make fajitas, and we'll do roast chicken on the weekend.

— Tess Daly

“The schizophrenic in the sleeping bag with a live chicken and a can of tomato soup spilling onto the sidewalk had no right to…

— Jarod Kintz

My standard Nando's order is a chicken breast burger served 'medium,' which is still fairly spicy.

— John Lanchester

If I had a modelling job and then it became a poster, it meant that my kids and I could have turkey for Christmas…

— Maye Musk

WE RUN OUT OF CHICKEN!!…i was like WHAT ON EARTH!!!...KFC RUN OUT OF CHICKEN…what kind of KFC is this?…

— Anonymous

call it chicken salad

— Sarah Dessen

I have a great time cooking and eating Thai green chicken curry.

— Akshay Kumar

Having parents who are chicken sexers - I had trouble explaining that to kids at school!

— Lee Isaac Chung

The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Who would be born must first destroy a world. The…

— Hermann Hesse

I joined PETA for minks and dogs. I need my beef, my chicken, my seafood.

— Waka Flocka Flame

I don't eat meat - chicken, fish, none of that. I eat a lot of vegetable sandwiches, like lettuce, tomatoes, sprouts, cucumbers, whatever I…

— Gza

“Oh it don't make no kind of sense. Big ol' ox like Grady won't sit next to a colored child. But he eats eggs-…

— Fannie Flagg

I have my meals delivered... you know what I like? Chicken and rice... But the problem with being a defensive lineman is, if we…

— Hugh Douglas