I have my meals delivered... you know what I like? Chicken…

I'm a big Penn & Teller fan. But I myself was never very good; I was a teenage magician who performed at kids' parties.…

— Ira Glass

I don't care how old you are when a balloon is about to hit the floor you dive for that shit!

— Katt Williams

Five runs with two outs is tough to take. It sure took the air out of our balloon.

— Mike Hargrove

Let go of it, as if it's a balloon.

— Amber Hope

“We are not in a mincing lady's boudoir; we are, as it were, two abstract beings in a balloon, who have met in order…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Imagination is to love what gas is to the balloon-that which raises it from earth.

— Letitia Elizabeth Landon

The balloon seems to stand still in the air while the earth flies past underneath.

— Alberto Santos-Dumont

I should call people back more readily. I'm not the best friend sometimes in terms of that. I do follow that white balloon and…

— Peter Dinklage

A man should have duties outside of himself; without them, he is a mere balloon, inflated with thin egotism and drifting nowhere.

— Thomas Bailey Aldrich

We have a secret project at Third Man where we want to have the first vinyl record played in outer space. We want to…

— Jack White

“Up there in the sky. Don’t you see him? No, not the moon. The Man in the Moon. He wasn’t always a man. Nor…

— William Joyce

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!"

— Mitch Hedberg

“She tried to teach her children to be positive--to dream but to also do it with their feet on the ground. If you let…

— Jill McCorkle

Me being in my grandmother's yard in Brooklyn. I must have been about 3. I had this red balloon. I let go of it,…

— Lenny Kravitz

I once threw a water balloon on a girl because I caught her cheating on me. She was kissing my friend and I thought,…

— Breckin Meyer