Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette

As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.

— Duane Chapman

But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also…

— Zach Galifianakis

Knowledge is like the carrot, few know by looking at the green top that the best part, the orange part, is there. Like the…

— Nasreddin

How do you catch a loose horse? MAKE A SOUND LIKE A CARROT!

— Brisish Calvary

Guys, it's like a little black box like this…wait, you stuck a box up his butt? A BOX?! couldn't you like find a carrot…

— Davey Havok

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

— Mae West

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

— Mae West

For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee.

— Alanis Morissette

When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in front of…

— Dave Barry

I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored…

— Marilyn Monroe

If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes and basil…

— Frances Mayes

I think they named the orange before the carrot.

— Demetri Martin

There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working.

— John F. Kennedy

If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook a rabbit onto it

— Chuck Jones

The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to…

— Arthur Bloch