Six biscuits, crow, hydrant!

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. . .

— Rick Sutter

The grass is always greener around the fire hydrant.

— Jeff Rich

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

— Steven Wright

“A fire hydrant is not something you want to lose, especially in an emergency.”

— Shannon Wiersbitzky

“I felt somewhat like a fire hydrant – with everyone marking their territory around me.”

— Farrah Naseem

Some days you're the fire hydrant, and some days you're the dog.

— Parker Conrad

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

— John Peers

Some days youre the dog, and some days youre the hydrant.

— Anonymous

Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!

— Jessica Simpson

An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.

— Jules Renard

I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.

— Charlaine Harris

“We can't sit around discussing pure evil without tea and biscuits, Iz. It's just not done.”

— G.A. Aiken

I cannot go any further without mentioning my favourite biscuit of all time, now sadly, tragically, extinct. The oaty, crumbly, demerara notes of the…

— Nigel Slater

I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or…

— Colonel Sanders

You know sometimes football turns on the slightest biscuit of good fortune.

— David Pleat