Uncle Vernon made another funny noise, like a mouse being…

“Things are more like they are now...than they have EVER been before!”

— Uncle Arnie Mamath

You know, I'm from Baltimore; nobody has anything. When somebody had talent, I was hiring my uncle, my cousin, you know? Getting people that…

— Sisqo

My dad and uncle were so protective so whenever someone would say or do something to harm us they were right there. They were…

— Moeen Ali

My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians.

— Jimmy Kimmel

And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.

— Eoin Colfer

“Trust me, dear, with the amount that you read, I guarantee that your eyes will never go bad.”

— Lindsey Renee Backen

“You want to hear the truth about my uncle? I’ll tell you,’ said Laurent, a new light in his eyes. ‘I’ll tell you what…

— C.S. Pacat

“You think that nothing matters as long as you're together, that nothing can harm you two or come between you because you're somehow protected…

— Jessica Khoury

I don't think I could compare myself to Macaulay Culkin, because we're pretty much two different kinds of actors. He's done a lot of…

— Brian Bonsall

“Kevin’s nice front bulge in his jeans. If everything were different, he’d still let Will’s cowboy uncle plow him for a night or three.…

— Leta Blake

My uncle Claude was my favorite uncle he was also my godfather. He and I were really, really close. He used to take me…

— Smokey Robinson

I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car. Ialso got…

— Lee Friedlander

Little Richard played my uncle on 'Full House.' He's fabulous. I remember him being incredibly kind to me. I just remember him being super,…

— Jurnee Smollett-Bell

“His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a…

— T. A. Miles

“My late Uncle Henry, you see, was by way of being the blot on the Wooster escutcheon. An extremely decent chappie personally, and one…

— P.G. Wodehouse