Squirrels are the best animals for squirrel stew!

The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.

— Bob Saget

Groundhog Day: 'This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.'

— Anonymous

There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb.

— George W. Bush

She's as nutty as squirrel poo.

— Anonymous

You can't keep a squirrel on the ground.

— Mary Lasswell

“he surprised her by signing, “You are the most beautiful girl in the world.” Ander didn’t know it, but he had signed, “You are…

— Fannie Flagg

I actually put Jubilee in 'Squirrel Girl.' I made it a priority.

— Ryan North

“It’s all very Super Secret Squirrel.”

— Qwen Salsbury

“A squirrel flies in," said Dr. Meescham. "This I did not expect at all. It is what I love about life, that things happen…

— Kate DiCamillo

“I watch a small tree squirrel, basking in the early morning sun, in my garden, and smile. No longer do I feel the urge…

— Bhuwan Thapaliya

Flying Squirrel remind me of Ultimate Warrior because he a little rat when he jump in ring like that idiot Jose Canseco or Mel…

— The Iron Sheik

I have ADD so I ca-OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!!!

— M4ster Strider

that's as nutty as squirrel turds

— Anonymous

No one knew about the squirrel’s skull beneath Briony bed, but no one wanted to know.

— Ian Mcewan

That's how to make a stand-up comedian: You take a person who is uncomfortable and try to squirrel their way out of it through…

— W. Kamau Bell