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“There once was a man who went to see a psychiatrist, crippled by a fear of flying. His phobia was based on the belief that there would be a bomb on any plane he boarded. The psychiatrist tried to shift the phobia but couldn‘t, so he sent his patient to a statistician. The statistician prodded a…” quote by Hugh Laurie
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““There once was a man who went to see a psychiatrist, crippled by a fear of flying. His phobia was based on the belief that there would be a bomb on any plane he boarded. The psychiatrist tried to shift the phobia but couldn‘t, so he sent his patient to a statistician. The statistician prodded a calculator and informed the man that the odds against there being a bomb on board the next flight he took were half a million to one. The man still wasn’t happy, and sat there convinced that he’d be on that one plane out of half a million. So the statistician prodded the calculator again and said ‘all right, would you feel safer if the odds were ten million to one against?’ The man said, yes, of course he would. So the statistician said ‘the odds against there being two, separate, unrelated bombs on board your next flight are exactly ten million to one against.’ The man looked puzzled, and said ‘that’s all well and good, but how does it help me?’ The statistician replied: ‘It’s very simple. You take a bomb on board with you.””

Hugh Laurie

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

A statistician tries to rationalize fear of flying by presenting odds, but the underlying anxiety remains because the threat feels personal and inevitable.

In simple terms: Numbers can’t calm irrational fear.

Key Takeaway

Recognize limits of logic in emotional crises.

Themes

fear logic anxiety

Mood

humorous thought‑provoking

Type

cognitive analytical

When to use this quote

  • flight anxiety
  • therapy
  • education
  • public speaking

Key Concepts

probability cognitive bias control

Questions to Reflect On

  • How can I confront fear beyond statistics?
  • What coping strategies work for me?
A Different Perspective

Rational data may not address emotional roots.

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