Mama got a forklift foot.

Hey, dime piece girl turned to Internet hottie. Little mama got that top model body

— Flo Rida

“When Mama got a new baby, Phoebe got a new digger.”

— Tricia Springstubb

“When I get angry I tend to raise my voice—with a forklift. Hang on to my handlebar mustache if you want me to peddle…

— Jarod Kintz

Driving a forklift is kind of like riding a bicycle. You've either got forklift skills or you don't, and I can remove somebody's molars…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

— Mitch Hedberg

I had a wacky job driving a forklift for an air freight company. That was the worst.

— Kurt Vile

I used to always work in, like, warehouses, because if my boss gave me a rough time, I could just get on a forklift…

— Bill Burr

I’d like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It’d be so damn literal! You are using that machine to it’s exact…

— Mitch Hedberg

Ten years ago I was driving a forklift at the Kmart warehouse and nobody was screaming at me then. I guess it's the magic…

— Alan Jackson

What has been the most rewarding moment in your decades of entrepreneurship? Our last annual managers meeting. I gave my motivational talk and then…

— Ken Hendricks

I know how to lay a copper pipe and PVC. And I was forklift certified.

— Summer Rae

“II’m proud to say that over the past few years there’s been considerable disinterest in my work. But things should pick up once my…

— Jarod Kintz

“You have no idea how destructive and wasteful your infrastructure is because you don't need to use it the way the workforce does... Drive…

— Bill Jensen

When you wrestle for 15 years, you don't want to go back to driving that forklift.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

— Ray Stevens