When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many…

“When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.”

— Helen Rowland

A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries

— Anonymous

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

— Anonymous

“Just as people believe that power often goes to those who don't deserve it, a beautiful girl often marries the ugly man in town.”

— Mwanandeke Kindembo

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

— Helen Rowland

“Something I did not know at twenty,” said Nikys slowly, “that I do know at thirty, is that when a woman marries a man,…

— Lois McMaster Bujold

“The true sage eats, sleeps, buys, sells marries, talks & laughs, but never - not for a breath - forgets the Divine.”

— Imam Abu Sa'īd

A poor man who marries a rich woman is not his wife, but a ruler.

— Vikrant Parsai

“The Sun is bad enough even while he is single, drying up our marshes with his heat as he does. But what will become…

— Aesop

“He who marries the spirit of the age will soon become a widower. —Dean William R. Inge”

— David K. Naugle

It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find next morning that it was someone else.

— Samuel Rogers

“Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get marries, essentially what you're saying is 'I will never touch another woman…

— Jimmy Kimmel

He doesn't marry a woman who is perfect. He marries the woman who is interesting.

— Sherry Argov

You can't change a man, no-ways. By the time his mummy turns him loose and he takes up with some innocent woman and marries…

— Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

When a man marries his mistress, then that leaves that position open.

— Anonymous