Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first!

I blame my dad for my sweet tooth. His motto was 'Life is short; eat dessert first.' How can I argue with that?

— Wendy Mass

Don't cry over spilt milk.

— Aesop

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

— Barbara Johnson

You just don't notice the time of your own metamorphosis. Until you do. Every once in a while time dissolves and you remember what…

— Sloane Crosley

Life is short and unpredictable. Don't waste another minute on people, places and things that don't make you happy.

— Anonymous

Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that.

— Joss Whedon

I don't eat a ton of pasta or bread. But I eat dessert almost every night, and I drink. You need a bit of…

— Misty Copeland

“We'll have supper in a little while, but I believe we should eat dessert first.”

— Cinda Williams Chima

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

— Anonymous

“Eight in ten Britons report being too busy to eat dessert, even though four in ten say dessert is better than sex.”

— Brigid Schulte

“I’m going to eat you for dessert.’ ‘Not here!’ ‘Here, Katherine. That’s why I’m making room.’ ‘People might come in…”

— C.C. Gibbs

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.

— Ernestine Ulmer

I eat eight times a day. But it's what my intake is. I eat all the time, but it's good stuff. You want to…

— Billy Magnussen

It's fine to eat dessert when I want to eat dessert because that will give me the peace of mind I need. I'll know…

— Camila Mendes

My whole thing is simple, well-balanced meals. I have to say, though, that I really like dessert. I try not to eat dessert every…

— Mikaela Shiffrin