That's wat my grandma says lao

“A woman made of parts is a dangerous thing," Grandma says. "You never know when she'll throw away a piece you may need...”

— Heidi W. Durrow

“You know", Grandma says, "you could learn a lot from Dr.Quinn. She knows how to make soap from a sheep's guts. And she had…

— Meg Cabot

“Grandma has a .45 long barrel that she keeps hidden from my mother. She got it from her friend Elsie, who picked it up…

— Janet Evanovich

I didn't agree with everything she was trying to get me to do and teach me, but once I got old enough, I understood…

— Young Dolph

“That man is such a damn turd monkey." "Grandma!" I said. "Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey…

— P.C. Cast

Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip…

— Hal Boyle

“When she smiles, the lines in her face become epic narratives that trace the stories of generations that no book can replace.”

— Curtis Tyrone Jones

I'm proud of my hands; they look like my grandma's.

— Serinda Swan

I am really fortunate to have parents who supported my plan to become an actress when I was a little kid. And then there…

— Keiko Agena

I have these lacy shirts that look kind of like my grandma's curtains that I wear.

— Borns

I just love all the music. My grandma was a church organist for 40 years, and she got me into jazz music and great…

— Zach Anner

My family's still loves my music. Every time they hear me on the radio they call my phone - my grandma even called me:…

— Young Chop

You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding…

— Janet Evanovich

“Now you," Grandma barks at him. "Yes, you, the invisible truck driver," she added, giving me a wicked grin. "Go stand next to Rose…

— Donna Freitas

Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon