The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf…

He pointed toward the silhouettes on the side of the [bathrooms] instead--black cutout man, black cutout woman. The man had his legs apart, the…

— Stephen King

“Walking is the only form of transportation in which a man proceeds erect - like a man - on his own legs, under his…

— Edward Abbey

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

— J. D. Salinger

One man cried when he had no shoes. But he stopped crying when he saw a man without legs. Life is full of blessings,…

— Aldyna Threesya

I am nearly 5ft 7in, which is short for a guy. I have the upper body of a taller man, but my legs are…

— Richard Herring

A Man Cried When He Had No Shoes. But He Stopped Crying When He Saw a Man Without Legs LIFE IS FULL OF BLESSINGS.

— Babloo

A man's legs must be long enough to reach the ground.

— Abraham Lincoln

“Every time I see you, I have to admit that rest of us are more uglier than I thought.”

— Amit Kalantri

“if making things seem prettier than they are is a lie, then making them seem uglier must be another.”

— Richard Russo

If a profile picture has two ppl in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.

— Anonymous

“Everything's uglier close up -Margo Roth Spiegelman”

— John Green

“Expensive shit was usually uglier than fuck”

— Skyla Dawn Cameron

“As ugly as the truth is, it's even uglier when someone says out loud what you've been thinking to yourself.”

— Anonymous

That moment when you finally take a decent picture and then as you continue to stare it gets uglier.

— Anonymous

“It seems that the uglier the stock, the better the return, even when the valuations are comparable.”

— Tobias E. Carlisle