My soup is too hot, my soup is too cold, and my soup is…

Intersecting perpendicular lines. Sit upright, back straight ... intersecting are 5 lines which are parallel to each other, an upper body ... in addition…

— Grass Hopper

Patience, it will be a mere 100 yrs afore thy father release the to be wed.

— Grass Hopper

Irony is higher taxes for celibatarian's, and lower taxes for the child bearing couples who are placing a greater demand on public services.

— Grass Hopper

The biblical Job had everything until he got the s..t kicked out of him, humility had no part in it, young people are creative,…

— Grass Hopper

Offensive is a word that describes what a person is talking about.

— Grass Hopper

Appropriate is a word that people use when trying to avoid explaining what they're talking about.

— Grass Hopper

Fully charged, and all dressed up in my Sunday go ta meetin clothes …Lord … Though I walk through the the valley … The…

— Grass Hopper

Time, bondage, it lays claim over my body, it lays claim over my mind, pulling me further and further from that which I...

— Grass Hopper

Blindness is being fresh out of creative ideas.

— Grass Hopper

Rabbits are very wise, very stealthy, and highly nutritious, which brings me back to very wise.

— Grass Hopper

Hibernation, hibernation, it's no fun, tree bears like not hibernation, cuz it's no fun.

— Grass Hopper

Blind as a bat ? What dat ? Dat be. I nose, ya dare, it's beautiful.

— Grass Hopper

Mie may have been subjected to comments that could be considered offensive, comments directed at her, made by me, and I have no idea…

— Grass Hopper

Full disclosure does require, revealing all...

— Grass Hopper

The ground my knees rarely find, yet, what you get at the end of the day... is a profound and sincere apology for stealing…

— Grass Hopper