I fart in your general direction.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother…

— Graham Chapman

“That dragon queen’s got the real item, the kind that don’t break and run when you fart in their general direction.”

— George R.R. Martin

Seen in retrospect, evolution as a whole doubtless had a general direction, from simple to complex, from dependence on to relative independence of the…

— Theodosius Dobzhansky

Off is the general direction which you should fuck.

— Anonymous

Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike.

— Jeff Bridges

The general direction of evolution is to produce a serially imprinting, multibrained creature able to decipher its own program, create the technology to leave…

— Timothy Leary

In real life, strategy is actually very straightforward. You pick a general direction and implement like hell.

— Jack Welch

In the study of consciousness you cannot explain anything verbally. You can only allude to, point in a general direction of.

— Frederick Lenz

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.

— Carl Barron

I don't think comedy really does change people's minds; I think you can only get someone who is almost ready to change their mind.…

— Jim Jefferies

“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.”

— Alice Clayton

“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop…

— John Green

“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.”

— Stella Lennon

Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart…

— Sherman Alexie

Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul…

— L. Neil Smith