Cuz I'm shitting, hold your nose, Get a Louis bag for…

The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat.

— Nikhil Saluja

Its hard to see the one you love bull shitting

— Learta

Call him names, douche-bag, heartless, selfish, etc after a break-up, it makes no difference dear! It won't change the fact that you got laid…

— Lekoma Precious Napo

“Yes, that’s correct, I’ve just managed to squirt out some anal leakage as my dream girl makes her way to the door. A genuine…

— George P. Saunders

The only time I was dependent is when I'm 70 years old. Thats when I cant hold my shit within, so I shit on…

— Lil Wayne

Have sex with a guy because you want to Not because after sex, you expect a relationship Sometimes girls like making things difficult for…

— Lekoma Precious Napo

When the Kiwis ran onto the field we could see the poor bastards were shitting themselves.

— Wally Lewis

Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.

— Dana Gould

Bitches be like I'm about to come!

— Lekoma Precious Napo

“It’s a powerful experience, shitting. There’s something magical about it, profound even. I think God made humans shit in the way we do because…

— Trevor Noah, Born A Crime: Stories from a South African Childhood

The grass is greener on the other side, because that's where the dog has been shitting.

— Anonymous

“With that, Tommy went off to do his seagull thing elsewhere on set—making a lot of irritating noise while simultaneously shitting on everyone.”

— Greg Sestero

Bitches be like:you cramping my style Like they even have one

— Lekoma Precious Napo

“What's a matter Chris? You shitting yourself? You should be!”

— Mark Millar

I don't know. Sometimes I try to say what's on my mind and it comes out sounding like I ate a dictionary and I'm…

— Anonymous