I don't work late into the night.

It's uncommon, but there are some people who just have a delayed circadian rhythm and they just - they sleep better during the day…

— Shelby Harris

There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with…

— Mitch Hedberg

When I ask people what they think of when they hear the term 'cerebral palsy,' I usually get one of two responses. They either…

— Maysoon Zayid

It's all about the crowd and what type of event I am DJing. If it's a corporate party, I keep things upbeat but light.…

— Hannah Bronfman

About a year after I moved to Los Angeles, I decided I wanted to be a joke writer for a late night talk show.…

— Anthony Jeselnik

Writing is what's important to me, and anything that helps me do that - or enhances and prolongs and deepens and sometimes intensifies argument…

— Christopher Hitchens

I can't tell you how many fights I've seen late night at Waffle Houses. I've not been in one myself.

— Uncle Kracker

I relish the time I have when there are no interruptions. Most often the best time for writing is late at night.

— Franny Armstrong

“To all the secret writers, late-night painters, would-be singers, lapsed and scared artists of every stripe, dig out your paintbrush, or your flute, or…

— Shauna Niequist

I'm the man messing with you're girlfriend when you're not the same level in the game you're to far behind that you that you…

— Simpleman

The secret of success is to get up early, work late and strike oil.

— John D. Rockefeller

If there's a deadline, I work late. If not, I like to have normal hours, and get up early and work. When things are…

— Dave Brubeck

I work hard, I work late, I have nothing on my conscience. When I go to bed, I sleep.

— Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

“An employee wanders into work late, something you’ve been meaning to talk to them about, so you say, “Late again, eh?” and leave it…

— Douglas Stone

My job means I work late.

— Adam Levine