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I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your…

— Kin Hubbard

“Differentiation in an existing market can take one of three forms. You can describe differences in product attributes (faster, cheaper, less filling, 30% more),…

— Steven Gary Blank

The consumer is getting fed up with shoddy material, poor quality, unsafe products, bad service, weak warranties, lack of adequate information -- the whole…

— Virginia Knauer

Extended warranty? How can I lose?

— Nikhil Saluja

“Another example might be deciding whether or not to buy an extended warranty. If you just had a bad experience with an electronic device,…

— Worth Books

Consumer confidence in an industry can be a very fragile thing. It only takes a few builders who promise but don't deliver, who cheat…

— Virginia Knauer

She goes to Frederick's of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty…

— Dave Barry

The charming landscape which I saw this morning is indubitably made up of some twenty or thirty farms. Miller owns this field, Locke that,…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do know that all of the Michigan delegation worked very hard as related to the revival of the auto industry. There was really…

— Fred Upton

You must learn all things, both the unshaken heart of persuasive truth, and the opinions of mortals in which there is no true warranty.

— Parmenides

“Trust me." The words are a prayer, not a warranty. I understand that now.”

— Kyran Pittman

A customer is never out of warranty, even if his product is.

— Seth Godin

There is an implied warranty that a commissioned work should last a lifetime. There is to be no charge.

— Maxfield Parrish

A Lifetime Warranty on a concealed carry firearm isn't much good, If the firearm fails in an armed encounter, the owner of the firearm…

— John Abbott

Unsoundness in a slave, as well as in a horse, detracts materially from his value. If no warranty is given, a close examination is…

— Solomon Northup