Four legs gooood, two legs baaad!

I separated the joints, the arm joints, the leg joints, and had to do two boilings. I think I used four boxes of Soilex…

— Jeffrey Dahmer

I understand the power and the alarm of words - Not those that they applaud from theatre-boxes, but those which make coffins break from…

— Vladimir Mayakovsky

Senator Douglas was very small, not over four and a half feet height, and there was a noticeable disproportion between the long trunk of…

— Henry Villard

To call him a dog hardly seems to do him justice, though inasmuch as he had four legs, a tail, and barked, I admit…

— Hermione Gingold

Indeed, all things move, all things run, all things are rapidly changing. A profile is never motionless before our eyes, but it constantly appears…

— Giacomo Balla

Instead of finding himself in nerd heaven—where every nerd gets fifty-eight virgins to role-play with—he woke up in Robert Wood Johnson with two broken…

— Junot Diaz

If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that…

— John Cage

Two people could build an outhouse in four hours. They're not complicated.

— Robert Maxwell

What comes to mind when you think of heaven? Heaven is referred to in fifty-four of the Bible's sixty-six books, and the final two…

— David Jeremiah

Regardless of one victory, two victories, four victories, there's never been a victory by a cancer survivor. That's a fact that hopefully I'll be…

— Lance Armstrong

I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life...so, something that is potentially four months down the road is…

— Adam Carolla

There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within,…

— Charlie Sheen

I don't think you should ever say, 'This is the last time'. Music isn't like that. You'll be sitting there not wishing to get…

— Roger Daltrey

If enough money is involved and enough people believe that two plus two equals five the media will report the story with a straight…

— Susan Jacoby

Regardless of the criticisms I receive from the left, the right and the middle, I think it's important to maintain a prolific writing jab,…

— Ishmael Reed