I can prove anything by statistics except the truth.

I've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics. No man can.

— Mark Twain

Any statistics can be extrapolated to the point where they show disaster.

— Thomas Sowell

Still, it is an error to argue in front of your data. You can find yourself insensibly twisting them round to suit your theories.

— Arthur Conan Doyle

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable

— Dr Laurence J Peter

I could care less about statistics. It's all about team success.

— Karl-Anthony Towns

The Government are extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised to the nth degree, the cube roots are extracted, and…

— Josiah Stamp

Statistics is the branch of scientific method which deals with the data obtained by counting or measuring the properties of populations of natural phenomena.

— Maurice Kendall

“We simply don’t have enough data to form a conclusion”

— Mike A. Lancaster

Life it is not just a series of calculations and a sum total of statistics, it's about experience, it's about participation, it is something…

— Daniel Libeskind

“He who says that someone isn’t himself is a victim of statistics.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Statistics are like women; mirrors of purest virtue and truth, or like whores to use as one pleases.

— Theodor Billroth

Statistics are like bikinis-they show a lot but not everything.

— Lou Piniella

Whether statistics be an art or a science... or a scientific art, we concern ourselves little. It is the basis of social and political…

— Adolphe Quetelet

No matter what the statistics say there is always a way.

— Bernie Siegel

Statistics are like miniskirts: They give you good ideas but hide the important things.

— Ebbe Skovdahl