Elsa thinks about how Granny used to say, 'You have…

“Never mess with someone who has more time than you do," Granny used to say.”

— Fredrik Backman

“My granny used to say if you’re too sharp you’ll cut yourself,”

— Terry Pratchett

“Her granny used to say, We've always been poor as Job's turkey and most likely always will be.”

— Silas House

I figure that someday, I'll be able to tell my grandchildren, 'Granny used to be a hottie!"'

— Jessica Biel

“because Granny used a secret ingredient in all her cooking and that secret ingredient was lard.”

— Heide Goody

“Not just a job, but a lifestyle,” Granny often snorts. Mum is not someone you go with, she’s someone you follow.”

— Fredrik Backman

“Granny is seventy-seven years old, going on seventy-eight. She’s not very good at it either. You can tell she’s old because her face looks…

— Fredrik Backman

I am fairly certain that my independent, high-spirited grandmother must have had a childhood similar to Betsy Ray'sAs I read about the School Entertainment…

— Ann M. Martin

“It is with philosophy as with religion : men marvel at the absurdity of other people's tenets, while exactly parallel absurdities remain in their own.”

— John Stuart Mill

“If from immemorable time, the Men had been so little envious, and so very impartial, as to do justice to our talents, by admitting…

— Lady Sophia Fermor

“While we avoid taking credit for success, women leap at the opportunity to take responsibility for failure. Men tend to externalize the reasons for…

— Colette Dowling

I want someone that'll love me unconditionally through the good and bad. No double standard. I want something real, just once.

— Anonymous

“The next time believers tell you that 'separation of church and state' does not appear in our founding document, tell them to stop using…

— Dan Barker

“If men could see us as we really are, they would be a little amazed; but the cleverest, the acutest men are often under…

— Charlotte Brontë

I think people are more likely to comment on a thin person's weight then the weight of an over weight person. Double standard?

— Anonymous