Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

— Harlan Ellison

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity

— Anonymous

Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.

— Frank Zappa

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.

— Brian Pickrell

“…Sienar System's basic TIE fighter—a commodity which, after hydrogen and stupidity, was the most plentiful in the galaxy…”

— Corran Horn

There are certain things that have universal attributes, like music. Something of greater magnitude is conveyed by them. They connect us with the universal…

— Swami Paramananda

Cooking is one of those things that is universal to people. And any time you can teach somebody a way to connect with all…

— Damaris Phillips

One must always try to see the truth of a situation - it makes things universal.

— V. S. Naipaul

Find in yourself those human things which are universal.

— Sanford Meisner

I definitely write about things that are universal, that everyone can identify with. You're supposed to write about things you're passionate about and I…

— Jim Gaffigan

Why, we have invented the whole machinery of the supernatural, with its unseen spirits and powers, good and bad, to account for things, because…

— John Burroughs

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

— Frank Zappa

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that…

— Frank Zappa

Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient…

— Frank Zappa

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralise the long-range effects of our national stupidity

— Frank Zappa