Me: its so hot in here friend: should I leave? ;D me: no…

Friend: Niall Horan is so hot. Me: No. You know who is hot.? Friend: Don't you even say Ashley Purdy. Me: Ashley Purdy. Friend:…

— She's_gone

When I say go away and leave me alone, I actually mean I need you to hug me.

— Nikhil Saluja

Yo momma so fat, she plays temple walk.

— Francis

We've done a couple of women's mags, but we tend to talk about feminism and women in the industry, which I feel more comfortable…

— Lauren Mayberry

Zerts' are what I call desserts. 'Trée-trées' are entrées. I call sandwiches 'sammies,' 'sandoozles,' or 'Adam Sandlers.' Air conditioners are 'cool blasterz' with a…

— Aziz Ansari

“It’s funny how one summer can change everything. It must be something about the heat and the smell of chlorine, fresh-cut grass and honeysuckle,…

— Sarah Dessen

“Anxious to defend his adopted city—especially his side of town, the less fashionable west end—Eli considered giving Veronica a condensed lecture on the history…

— Max Everhart

Kiss is not just a kiss, its something thats so much more. When it ignites every passion inside you and makes you weak at…

— Anonymous

Home alone with a wakeful newborn, I could shower so quickly that the mirror didn't fog and the backs of my knees stayed dry.…

— Marni Jackson

“Lately, in this city I love, this neighborhood I love, all I seem to notice are the intrusions. Hot Air. Reeking garbage. Lunatic neighbors...I…

— Jeanne Marie Laskas

“Of course it might have been some other city, had circumstances been different and the time been different and had I been different, might…

— Joan Didion

“No matter what a person does to cover up and conceal themselves, when we write and lose control, I can spot a person from…

— Natalie Goldberg

The Arctic is the planet's air conditioner and it's starting to break down.

— Eban Goodstein

“Taylor said a prayer for the man, and apologized out loud. Knowing there was nothing left to do, she turned to leave. As she…

— J.T. Ellison

“She kneeled down, opened the wine fridge, and scanned the shelves, filled with a variety of white wines. Sam began to pull each bottle…

— Viola Shipman