Certain battles were won by retreating.

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

— Eoin Colfer

Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something…

— Eoin Colfer

“Maybe I owe you something too, human," she said, drawing her pistol. Butler almost reacted, but decided to give Holly the benefit of the…

— Eoin Colfer

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

— Eoin Colfer

“Good. I'm glad we could do business. Now why don't you name your preferred location. I'll be wearing a burgundy tie. Pay attention to…

— Eon Colfer

Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?

— Eoin Colfer

“The boy who kidnapped Holly Short all those years ago would never have entertained the notion of sacrificing himself. But he was no longer…

— Eoin Colfer

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch…

— Eoin Colfer

“They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.”

— Eoin Colfer

“That will be her undoing," gasped Artemis, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. "Artemis Fowl will never be secondary ." "I…

— Eoin Colfer

gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius

— Eoin Colfer

“Artemis simple-toon”

— Eoin Colfer

Artemis Fowl grinned right back at him and pointed his index finger to the sky... from the tip of this finger sprang a small…

— Eoin Colfer

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!

— Eoin Colfer

Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

— Eoin Colfer