I couldn’t help but wish for a straitjacket. Jane was the…

“I'm a real phony, one of those half-baked hot-house plants we're growing nowadays, instead of the honest-to-God two-fisted women we should be...”

— Elaine Dundy

I had people think I was brilliant, then 'Half Baked' bricked. They literally look at me like a homeless person.

— Neal Brennan

“You want to get your book to press. You rush it through. Revision number twenty—done. Do you really need twenty more? Yes. A half-baked…

— Chila Woychik

A half-baked idea is okay as long as it's in the oven

— Anonymous

“My wife says I'm full of half-baked ideas, so from now on, I'll microwave myself for 45-seconds before speaking.”

— Stewart Lee Beck

“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

— Wilson Mizner

HAHAHA my graduation speech right there lol

— Ariana

“He can read and write, but he doesn't get what he's read. He's half-baked. The country is full of people like him, I'll tell…

— Aravind Adiga

I haven't watched 'Half Baked' in 17 years, since I was editing it. It's like looking at an old picture where you have bad…

— Neal Brennan

I know when something is kind of half-baked.

— Bill Budge

“I wouldn't eat too many of those [half-baked ideas] if I were you. They may look good, but you can get terribly sick of…

— Norton Juster

The half-baked sermon causes spiritual indigestion

— Austin O'Malley

“When my parents arrived with a few trunks, a few dollars, and one kid -- me -- the bakery opportunity proved to be only…

— Bernard Haisch

“Entrepreneurs are made from half-baked clay.”

— Aravind Adiga