“It seems to me they're not really happy unless they're at the same time on public display and at their worst.” — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror. — Elaine Dundy Inspirational Copy Share Image
“Fate was playing my hand for me and for once in my life I knew better than not to go ahead and… — Elaine Dundy Destiny Copy Share Image
Oh, Teddy, darling, thank you, thank you, for restoring my cynicism. I was too young to lose it. — Elaine Dundy Cynicism Copy Share Image
“I mean if I don't get started soon, how will I get the chance to sharpen my wits? It takes alot of… — elaine dundy Fitness Copy Share Image
I hate champagne more than anything in the world next to Seven-Up. — Elaine Dundy Champagne Copy Share Image
“No matter what you do you've got to try to do it well. Otherwise, it's unbearable.” — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
“I only did it,' I said, 'now this is going to be the truth, Teddy, I only did it because it seemed… — Elaine Dundy Glamour Copy Share Image
What’s the use of remembering anything? If it was unpleasant it was unpleasant and if it was pleasant it’s over. — Elaine Dundy Memory Copy Share Image
“He looked so—what was it that gave him his irresistible charm? He looked so accessible. That was it. A great simple truth… — Elaine Dundy Charm Copy Share Image
It's amazing how right you can be about a person you don't know; it's only the people you do know who confuse… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
“To find someone to giggle with I place just below finding someone to flirt with and just above the ability to knit.… — Elaine Dundy Flirt Copy Share Image
“That's the story of my life. Someone's behavior strikes me as a bit odd and the next thing I know all hell… — Elaine Dundy Habits Copy Share Image
I don't always understand other people's motives. I will repeat that for my own benefit, if you don't mind. I don't always… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
“Frequently, walking down the streets in Paris alone, I've suddenly come upon myself in a store window grinning foolishly away at the… — Elaine Dundy Paris Copy Share Image
“Besides, I hated him but I loved him too. Yes. I know all about that sort of thing. Christ, I should, I'd… — Elaine Dundy Hate Copy Share Image
“I remember a little later wondering why things always turn out to be diametrically opposed to what you expect them to be.… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
“Now here's the heavy irony. So I went back to New York to become a librarian. To actually seek out this thing… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
“Thanks for the hint," I laughed. "And thanks for the invitation too. Only I don't know if I can make it -… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
At some point in my life I realized I knew only celebrities, I didn't know any real people. I think it was… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
“Boy, this really wasn't one of his days. He just couldn't put a foot right. It was a situation all too familiar… — Elaine Dundy Business Copy Share Image
“Please forgive me, but I've never had to change my mind so often at such short notice in my whole life. It's… — Elaine Dundy Life Copy Share Image
“I imagined there must be hundreds and thousands and millions of people quiet in the dark out there, waiting with baited breath… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
“The world is wide, wide, wide, and I am young, young, young, and we’re all going to live forever!' We were very… — Elaine Dundy Black coffee Copy Share Image
“Hated France when I first got over here. Got on the train at Le Havre, and looked out of the window and… — Elaine Dundy Fitness Copy Share Image
It's difficult to explain, but I just somehow feel that I never really *have* lived; that I never really will live--exist or… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
“What did I feel? Appalled. Astonished. Bewildered. I thought I was doing so well. I thought I was charming the hell out… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
“[W]hat upset grownups of both sexes about Elvis' performance was that he had broken the deepest taboo of all. He used his… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
Acting doesn't bring anything to a text. On the contrary, it detracts from it. — Elaine Dundy Acting Copy Share Image
“I felt my attention wandering off. It generally does at the phrase "mere child.” — Elaine Dundy Children Copy Share Image
“Silk--that's what I want rubbing against me. I feel so woolen all the time.” — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
“I just want to eat about a hundred million oysters and two tons of caviar and go swimming naked in champagne…” — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
I’ve never wanted to meet anyone I’ve been introduced to. I want to meet all the other people. — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
The world is wide, wide, wide, and I am young, young, young, and we’re all going to live forever! — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
“I'm a real phony, one of those half-baked hot-house plants we're growing nowadays, instead of the honest-to-God two-fisted women we should be...” — Elaine Dundy Half baked Copy Share Image
![“[W]hat upset grownups of both sexes about Elvis' performance was that he had broken the deepest taboo of all. He used his body as rhythmically and erotically and seductively as a woman--that was the forbidden territory he had entered. It was not only repulsive and offensive--it was nauseating--the…” quote by Elaine Dundy](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/c39/elaine-dundy-10668_elvis_w-hat-upset-grownups-of-both-sexes-about_2729825.png)
