“I'm a real phony, one of those half-baked hot-house plants we're growing nowadays, instead of the honest-to-God two-fisted women we should be...” — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't eat too many of those [half-baked ideas] if I were you. They may look good, but you can get terribly… — Norton Juster Copy Share Image
I haven't watched 'Half Baked' in 17 years, since I was editing it. It's like looking at an old picture where you… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“My wife says I'm full of half-baked ideas, so from now on, I'll microwave myself for 45-seconds before speaking.” — Stewart Lee Beck Copy Share Image
I had people think I was brilliant, then 'Half Baked' bricked. They literally look at me like a homeless person. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
“When my parents arrived with a few trunks, a few dollars, and one kid -- me -- the bakery opportunity proved to… — Bernard Haisch Copy Share Image
“He can read and write, but he doesn't get what he's read. He's half-baked. The country is full of people like him,… — Aravind Adiga Copy Share Image
“You want to get your book to press. You rush it through. Revision number twenty—done. Do you really need twenty more? Yes.… — Chila Woychik Copy Share Image
“In Martin Seligman's words, 'Psychology is half-baked, literally half-baked. We have baked the part about mental illness. We have baked the part… — Donald O. Clifton Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t help but wish for a straitjacket. Jane was the queen of loop-de-loo. Her potato was half baked. Her pancake had… — Elise Sax Copy Share Image
“Me, and thousands of others in this country like me, are half-baked, because we were never allowed to complete our schooling. Open… — Aravind Adiga Copy Share Image