You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g…

“You say ‘erbs, and we say herbs… because there’s a fucking ‘h’ in it!”

— Eddie Izzard

The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.

— Eddie Izzard

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.

— Will Rogers

“Virtue? A fig! 'Tis in ourselves that we are thus or thus. Our bodies are our gardens, to the which our wills are gardeners.…

— William Shakespeare

Better the fragrant herb of wit and a little cream of affability than all the pretty cups in the world.

— Van Wyck Brooks

She sits in her usual ample armchair, with piles of books and unopened magazines around her. She sips cautiously from the mug of weak…

— Alice Munro

“We burnt the salt and the herbs (in America it is correct to drop the h in herbs---it does sound odd.)”

— Dodie Smith I Capture the Castle

I use a lot of fresh citrus, garlic, and fresh herbs when cooking to cut down on fat and sodium but punch up flavor.…

— Cat Cora

I wanna live like Arnold, Willis and Mr. Drummond... And keep my paper sturdy, big birds and tight herbs.

— Pimp C

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could.

— Jason Bateman

Be Thou praised, my Lord, of our Sister Mother Earth, which sustains and hath us in rule, and produces divers fruits with coloured flowers…

— Francis of Assisi

“I am more of an herb guy than a spice guy. It comes back to a certain conservatism I have regarding food. The French…

— Karen Page

“As a skillful physician, from a variety of herbs and plants, some of which are in their own nature poisonous, by a judicious mixture…

— Augustus M. Toplady

A man may esteem himself happy when that which is his food is also his medicine.

— Henry David Thoreau

The more you accept herb, the more you accept Rastafari.

— Bob Marley