I'm fucking in a elevator

They say I'm up-and-coming like I'm fucking in an elevator!

— Anonymous

After seeing 'Big,' I wanted an elevator that opened directly into my apartment, just like Tom Hanks did.

— Macaulay Culkin

“Marvin," he said, "just get this elevator go up will you? We've got to get to Zarniwoop." "Why?" asked Marvin dolefully. "I don't know,"…

— Douglas Adams

The reason I quit being a sales manager over twenty years now is because I hate elevator pitches. I want to write stories and…

— Kurt Busiek

“Things to do in an elevator: Install a glass display, like in a museum, over the floor buttons and have a sign affixed to…

— Jarod Kintz

“in the blink of an eye, one’s whole world could take a swan dive; the elevator from heaven to hell was a fast-moving one.”

— Sierra Rose

Life tells you to take the elevator, but love tells you to take the stairs.

— David Levithan

When I get in an elevator, before I press a button, I look at everyone inside & say: Are you ready to take this…

— Itsme867

The elevator shaft was a kind of heat sink. Hot food was cold by the time it arrived. Cold food got colder. No one…

— Terry Pratchett

“He stepped aside, allowing me back into the hallway. As we headed to another elevator, he was glued to my hip. "As close as…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by…

— Andy Rooney

Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?'

— Rodney Dangerfield

“The rent should rise with the elevator.”

— Jarod Kintz

When I go to my health club, and it's in the basement, you have to take the elevator down. And this drives me crazy.…

— Malcolm Gladwell

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.

— Joe Girard