How would you feel if I used your child support payments…

An odd thing happens when we die, our senses vanish. Taste, touch, smell and sound become a distant memory, but our sight? Ah, our…

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I've never seen so many sweater sets...are you sure this is a closet and not a portal to the 1950s? -Renee Perry

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Of course I believe in evil...I work in real estate. -Edie

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Don't be angry; be thankful, children are a gift. -Father Crowley

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Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I'm able to control myself! -Susan

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Nothing is forever and the time comes when we all must say goodbye to the world we knew. Goodbye to everything we had taken…

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Oh, sweetie, they didn't abandon you because you're a whore, they abandoned you because you weren't all that nice to begin with. -Bree Van…

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Trust is a fragile thing once earned, it affords us tremendous freedom but once trust is lost, it can be impossible to recover of…

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And I love you because you find ways to compliment me when you could just say, 'I told you so.' -Susan

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You wanna be a better mother? Do what my mama did, make sacrifices. My mama worked her fingers to the bone for me. -Carlos

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I never forget a gay face. I have what scientists call a homographic memory. -Lee McDermott

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The search for power begins when we're quite young. As children, were taught that the power of good triumphs over the power of evil.…

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Every time you offer me afternoon sex its because you want something, and its not afternoon sex. -Carlos

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Deals are meant to be renegotiated. -Carlos

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The only person more self-centred than me is Carlos; he's so self-centred he doesn't even know how self-centred I am. -Gabrielle

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