I'll have to lift your penis now to grease around it.

I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to…

— Gaylord Perry

I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the…

— Josh Billings

'Grease?' I watch that film over and over.

— Rza

“The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the quacking duck gets shot.”

— Carl Sandburg

When it came to football there was a certain age where I realized that my future in football was being a grease spot on…

— Leigh Steinberg

I made my Broadway debut in the revival of Hair and followed it up with the bus and truck tour of Grease.

— Peter Gallagher

As for highlights, of course "Grease" changed my life and I will always be grateful for that experience.

— Olivia Newton-John

Society mediates between the extremes of, on the one hand, intolerably strict morality and, on the other, dangerously anarchic permissiveness through an unspoken agreement…

— Janet Malcolm

I put £150,000 into the stage production of Grease and have got back £1.5 million so far. It has been a fantastic success.

— Jeffrey Archer

I can rock out anything. I mean, I can rock out a little 'Time After Time'. I can do a little 'Grease Lightning'. It…

— Kristen Bell

I kind of feel like I've been eating professionally for a long time. I've tasted everything. If there's a sausage, you know what? I…

— Duff Goldman

Then there are some minor points that strike me as suggestive - for instance, the position of Mrs. Hubbard's sponge bag, the name of…

— Agatha Christie

Burn a Bush cause for peace he no push no button. Killing over oil and grease, no weapons of destruction, How can we follow…

— Common

Some guys need to see things on a grease board, ... I like when you can see it in your mind. And that's what…

— Peyton Manning

Etiquette is the grease that makes it possible for all of us to rub together without unnecessary overheating.

— Russell Baker