Clowns have no respect for pie.

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

— D. J. MacHale

I was never into candy and games and clowns.

— Harry Shearer

I'm obsessed with clowns and what they represent and the idea that clowns are supposed to make you laugh, but inevitably they're hiding something.…

— Madonna Ciccone

Scary in the idea it could be a little overwhelming to have 70 or 100 clowns in a public space. Intriguing in that it…

— Carole King

Back in my day in the WWF oh.. the WW EEEEE, we had it all. We had Garbage men, we had clowns, we had…

— Shawn Michaels

The idea of vaudeville clowns and court jesters is always to show the flaw, to point out what's not working and why it's not…

— John Baldessari

“Clowns are respectable only in a circus.”

— Tamerlan Kuzgov

I have a penchant for playing God's clowns. Actually, I played Nijinsky once, and he used to call himself God's clown.

— Stephen Lang

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

— Jimmy Fallon

We are in the same tent as the clowns and the freaks-that's show business.

— Edward R. Murrow

A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.

— Ellen DeGeneres

Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you.

— Dan Harmon

I had a dream that a clown named dimples keep leaving the radio on in my room

— Anonymous

When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.

— Darynda Jones

This is why I hate clowns X_X

— Patience