I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.

“Truth is the sharpest tool with which to cut and it only, cuts deep.”

— Avery Camden

I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty!

— Kristen Taekman

“He didn’t seem like the sharpest tool in the shed.”

— Lisa Unger

“Without imagination, writing is a stack of lumber, a sack of nails, and a locked tool shed.”

— Michael J. Kannengieser

If you nail a tool shed closed, how do you put the hammer away?

— George Carlin

Being a musician since I was a teen, Guitar Center is the staple. You need anything to create, it's there. You need a Guitar…

— Steve Aoki

The preacher's sharpest and strongest preaching should be to himself. His most difficult, delicate, laborious, and thorough work must be with himself.

— Edward McKendree Bounds

You Canucks are not the sharpest knives in the drawer.

— Shawn Michaels

I'm sharpest early, and though I can rewrite any time, day or night, I'm useless after noon when it comes to writing first draft.

— Hallie Ephron

The sharpest tools in the box are not always the best tools for the job.

— Craig Stone

My agent is the quickest, sharpest man on earth.

— Christoph Waltz

I used to want to be the quickest, loudest, and sharpest. I think as time has gone on, I've gotten more relaxed.

— Debbie Gibson

“It's not until you're broken that you find your sharpest edge”

— Mark Lawrence

In the long run, the sharpest weapon of all is a kind and gentle spirit.

— Anne Frank

I'm still stupid. I still do what I'm not supposed to do. Are you serious? I'm Jake 'The Snake,' man. I never claimed to…

— Jake Roberts