Who would have thought that the telephone would bring back…

“If Jesus Christ called you on the phone and asked you to go help your spouse with the dishes, wouldn’t you immediately go from…

— John M. Pontius

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

— Richard Armour

What I like best about the telephone is that it keeps you in touch with people, particularly people who want to sell you magazine…

— Dave Barry

Similitude of the heart is like that of a telephone operator between man and God.

— Riaz Ahmed Gohar Shahi

You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?' 'Look, shut up, people might hear.' 'What do you mean, the people who live…

— Louise Rennison

Ever hear of a telephone, asshole?

— Julie James

One day every major city in America will have a telephone.

— Alexander Graham Bell

Dying's not so bad. At least I won't have to answer the telephone.

— Rita Mae Brown

No man who drank or smoked could ever come nearer to me than the telephone. I'd say, I won't let you - you nicotine-soaked,…

— Carrie Nation

Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.

— Sam Ewing

You can't pick up the telephone and say, 'Connect me with someone else who has a kid with leukemia.'

— Howard Rheingold

The telephone is the most important single technological resource of later life.

— Alex Comfort

The telephone is virtual reality in that you can meet with someone as if you are together, at least for the auditory sense.

— Ray Kurzweil

I will take questions from the guys, but from the girls I want telephone numbers.

— Silvio Berlusconi

Nobody is listening to your telephone calls.

— Barack Obama