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My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen…

“My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some…” quote by David Eddings
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“My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat? -Mandorallen”

David Eddings

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

The speaker harshly critiques another's appearance, suggesting it is grotesque and possibly the result of incestuous parentage.

In simple terms: Harsh criticism of someone's looks and lineage.

Key Takeaway

Avoid personal attacks; focus on constructive dialogue.

Themes

appearance insult lineage

Mood

critical confrontational

Type

satire dialogue

When to use this quote

  • courtroom dispute
  • political debate
  • social media trolling

Key Concepts

body shaming family scandal

Questions to Reflect On

  • What motivates such extreme personal attacks?
  • How can one respond without escalating?
A Different Perspective

Such vitriol can damage relationships and credibility.

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