Did you hear about the toilet being stolen from the police…

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

— Ronnie Barker

What do you mean you have my children at the police station? Why are my kids at the police station?

— O. J. Simpson

“She watched as he talked to Gretel and Alaric, who were standing on the steps of the old police station, waiting patiently. Clary amused…

— Cassandra Clare

“You can't be a proper officer with your dad holding your hand. Everyone at the police station will laugh at you.”

— Zuni Blue

In India, going to a police station is not the most pleasant experience.

— Tanushree Dutta

Notre Dame and Sydney - that was nothing. Notre Dame doesn't have a police station; it is not 1,000 or so feet high. It…

— Philippe Petit

“Two hundred metres away from the cafe in Colaba police station, the duty inspector heard the rounds tumble and fizz, wondering if they were…

— Cathy Scott-Clark and Adrian Levy

“If I ever become a serial murderer, I'll be very careful to kill people in a pattern that centres around a police station -…

— Patricia Briggs

“I am taken to the police station and they place me in an interrogation room. I am there for about thirty minutes before someone…

— Jorge Ortiz

My accident happened in what should have been one of the safest places to be: in a police station, at the hands of trained…

— James Langevin

“As Abdul and his family had already learned, the police station was not a place where victimhood was redressed and public safety held dear.…

— Katherine Boo

We need to have a system whereby, when a victim walks into a police station, she can be confident that she will be believed…

— Emily Thornberry

“So we have twenty-four hours to keep out of trouble,’ he says to me. I slide a glance in his direction. Judging from the…

— Sarah Alderson

If some beggar steals a bridle he'll be hung by a man who's stolen a horse. There's no surer justice in the world than…

— Peire Cardenal

“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”

— Jarod Kintz