My mom says pigs dont eat biscuits¦ So I better take that…

I don't really eat biscuits.

— John Barnes

A pie dough comes together exactly like a biscuit only there is very, very little liquid and no leavening involved. Other than that, the…

— Alton Brown

The time comes to every dog when it ceases to care for people merely for biscuits or bones, or even for caresses, and walks…

— Frances Power Cobbe

For tea she went down to see Misses Spink and Forcible. She had three digestive biscuits, a glass of limeade, and a cup of…

— Neil Gaiman

I'm good at anything that's country - biscuits, gravy, chicken-fried steak. Look at me, for God's sake. I cook what I like to eat.

— Blake Shelton

Obama's Nobel Peace Prize is an exquisite act of condescension from Norwegians, a dog biscuit and a pat on the head to the American…

— Mark Steyn

I think every single thing we do is political. Even if you go to the shops and buy a packet of biscuits, then you're…

— Mark Boyle

Cruise the diamond district with my biscuit.

— Lil' Kim

Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are a bourbon biscuit.

— Frida Kahlo

This really is a merger of equals. I wouldn't have come back to work for anything less than this fantastic opportunity. This lets me…

— Anonymous

I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.

— Charlaine Harris

“We can't sit around discussing pure evil without tea and biscuits, Iz. It's just not done.”

— G.A. Aiken

I cannot go any further without mentioning my favourite biscuit of all time, now sadly, tragically, extinct. The oaty, crumbly, demerara notes of the…

— Nigel Slater

I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or…

— Colonel Sanders

You know sometimes football turns on the slightest biscuit of good fortune.

— David Pleat