There is no better news, than the fact that Jesus can…

Since I worked with Danny Boyle before on Slumdog Millionaire, we have great success and everything. So, when I first got the script and…

— A. R. Rahman

Many Republicans have always reminded me of professional WWF wrestlers. They come into the ring all pumped up and acting like they're invincible and…

— Paul Feig

If I had my brothers I think with just a little bit of the correct marketing, I'd like to be almost exclusively in small…

— Terry Bozzio

In relations between the rich and the strong, between the rich and the poor, between the master and the servant, it's liberty that grinds…

— Anonymous

Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

— Jack Handey

There's a dishonest tyranny in the liberal/progressive/socialist agenda that comes down and says 'we are here because we care about you; we want what's…

— Allen West

If you feel like you want to die, it's time to sit down and make a list of all the things you haven't done…

— Deacon Jones

Music is how I get free. It's a way to shut the rest of the world down and create your own world within it.…

— Gift of Gab

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I…

— John Krasinski

When I look at nature I feel as if I'll be able to paint it all, note it all down, and then you might…

— Claude Monet

I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down…

— Jack Handey

When an angel comes down and takes me away, memories of me and my songs will always stay until the end of time

— Tupac Shakur

I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more.

— Ellen DeGeneres

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

— Dean Martin

There was a reason these boys were still alive, though. Something made them stronger than the other kids, the ones who had died in…

— Charlie Higson