There’s something about pleasure I find annoying.

Our senses will not admit anything extreme. Too much noise confuses us, too much light dazzles us, too great distance or nearness prevents vision,…

— Blaise Pascal

For pain is perhaps but a violent pleasure? Who could determine the point where pleasure becomes pain, where pain is still a pleasure? Is…

— Honore de Balzac

The chances are that you have already come to believe that happiness is unattainable. But men have attained it. And they have attained it…

— Arnold Bennett

Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d--k? I can't believe I'm still talking about this. But I've worn…

— Jon Hamm

...Be grateful for what you have to be thankful for instead of complaining about the little things that annoy you.

— Dale Carnegie

My middle finger is used when words aren't enough for people to understand that they're annoying.

— Anonymous

Die, enemies of Ra!" Sekhemet yelled. "Perish in agony!" "She's almost as annoying as you," I told Horus. "Impossible," Horus said. "No one bests…

— Rick Riordan

The only kind of freedom that the mob can imagine is freedom to annoy and oppress its betters, and that is precisely the kind…

— Anonymous

Shut the fuck up ur so annoying and you think your the shit lmao sit the fuck down

— Anonymous

Belief is a good thing in principle, but an annoying thing in human beings.

— Elizabeth Wurtzel

When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an…

— Joe Rogan

The book it reminded me of most is Henry Miller’s The Books in My Life. Like Miller, Shields manages to convey his affection for…

— Andre Alexis

At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying…

— P. J. O'Rourke

The trouble is. . .that everybody sneers at restrictions and demands freedom, till something annoying happens; then they demand angrily what has become of…

— Dorothy L. Sayers

Why couldn't Jesus command us to obsess over everything, to try to control and manipulate people, to try not to breathe at all, or…

— Anne Lamott