Were you dropped on your head as a baby or did your mother…

“I dropped you on your head when you were a baby,” she shrugged so damn casually. “We can’t be perfect, Laney.”

— Kimberly Lauren

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still.

— Nancy Friday

“Private Zombie, did your mother have any children that lived?" "Sir! Yes, sir!" "I bet when you were born she took one look at…

— Rick Yancey

Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?

— Billy Connolly

My mother taught me to be nice to everybody. And she said something before I left home. She said, 'I want you to always…

— Jason Segel

My father went to college for drama in Pittsburgh, and so did my mother, and then my mother was a steadily working New York…

— Ethan Suplee

“The baby looked at me as if to say, You never stop to consider my life. I looked back as if to say, Well,…

— Jarod Kintz

[Short Talk on Sylvia Plath] Did you see her mother on television? She said plain, burned things. She said I thought it an excellent…

— Anne Carson

Never complain. When I did, my mother said that if I didn’t like my life, I could just give up and die. She reminded…

— Hiroo Onoda

“Good grief. Did my mother leave me any secrets? My favorite wine. Food. the key to my house. What's left?" - "Well, we still…

— Eve Langlais

“Why did my mother, a grown woman, get to talk like all her hopes and dreams had been shat on, kicked, and set on…

— Jenny Zhang

My father died when I was young, and after he did, my mother had it tough. Very tough.

— Cate Blanchett

“So Lillian Ross came to the party. Before dinner, she asked my mother for a tour of the house. My mother showed her around,…

— Nora Ephron

I think the best thing somebody ever did to me was my mother opening her legs and squirting me out.

— Morgan Freeman

Do I believe in God? I did until Mother's accident. She fell on some meat loaf and it penetrated her spleen.

— Woody Allen