I love you, Freckles. The smartest thing I ever did was…

“Let's get out of here, Sinclair," Willow urged. "I reckon I've offended the God-fearing people of Tombstone enough for one day.”

— Charlotte McPherren

When I die I want my tombstone to say 'BRB'

— Anonymous

I cannot feel my legs from the waist down any longer. But who cares? I look good and that's all that matters. And when…

— Eliza Coupe

“I want you to put 'He didn't want to ride the damn horse' on my tombstone.”

— Abigail Roux

Sleep after toyle, port after stormie seas, Ease after warre, death after life, does greatly please.

— Joseph Conrad

I want my tombstone to say She Lived.

— Elizabeth Taylor

“You are going to be dead a long time, and only have a brief period of time to feel, to do something meaningful, to…

— Todd Kashdan

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore.

— Edgar Allan Poe

A book has to be easy to open and you don't have to be a bodybuilder to lift it. I like books I can…

— Karl Lagerfeld

“The tombstone over the grave of the conscience always reads: "Human Nature".”

— Stefan Molyneux

I sometimes joke that when I die, my tombstone will say, 'Here lies the guy who hired Jonathan Ive,'

— Robert Brunner

We think of mortality so little these days... I thought of the stern Victorian determination to keep death in mind, the uncompromising tombstones. Remember,…

— Tana French

Nothing sells tombstones like a Girl Scout in uniform.

— Jacob M. Appel

I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'

— Andy Warhol

The odor of bowel wind is known to every human, but the fragrance of book glue has crossed only a fraction of mortal nostrils.…

— Anonymous