I want you to put 'He didn't want to ride the damn horse'…

The odor of bowel wind is known to every human, but the fragrance of book glue has crossed only a fraction of mortal nostrils.…

— Anonymous

I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'

— Andy Warhol

Nothing sells tombstones like a Girl Scout in uniform.

— Jacob M. Appel

We think of mortality so little these days... I thought of the stern Victorian determination to keep death in mind, the uncompromising tombstones. Remember,…

— Tana French

I sometimes joke that when I die, my tombstone will say, 'Here lies the guy who hired Jonathan Ive,'

— Robert Brunner

“The tombstone over the grave of the conscience always reads: "Human Nature".”

— Stefan Molyneux

A book has to be easy to open and you don't have to be a bodybuilder to lift it. I like books I can…

— Karl Lagerfeld

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore.

— Edgar Allan Poe

“You are going to be dead a long time, and only have a brief period of time to feel, to do something meaningful, to…

— Todd Kashdan

I want my tombstone to say She Lived.

— Elizabeth Taylor

Sleep after toyle, port after stormie seas, Ease after warre, death after life, does greatly please.

— Joseph Conrad

I cannot feel my legs from the waist down any longer. But who cares? I look good and that's all that matters. And when…

— Eliza Coupe

When I die I want my tombstone to say 'BRB'

— Anonymous

“It was supposed to say “Great Artist” on my tombstone, but if I died right now it would say “such a good teacher/​daughter/​friend” instead;…

— Claire Messud

Never in my life have I seen a tombstone that read: Died for not forwarding that text to 10 people.

— Anonymous